Well, if you had one phone call to make before you died, who would you call, what would you say, and why are you waiting? Unknown (via bluee-lion)

(via that-funny-guy)

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laughparty:

if you ever feel unappreciated this Christmas i got my 17 year old brother the PS4 and he gave me a bag of pretzels

(via bunsen)

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original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

(via broken-from-memories)

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